What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?